The Elon Reunion in NJ Album  (Added: 7/12/07)

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 I'm in PERFECT shape, it's a faulty hammock.

 Diana and I hangin out at Jess's pool.

 Agnes and I at the bar. I seem to be confused about something.

 This was the core of our crew for the weekend. Notice the obvious lack of other dudes. Yes I was a lucky guy. But yes, there was an excess of estrogen. 

 Waiting for the water taxi to pick us up. The water taxi drove us to waterfront bars and eventually kicked us off for some reason. They played some great 80's music on board though.

 I'm hilarious! I literally knocked over Jennie with my wit and charm.

 Sexy ladies. From left to right: Diana, Agnes, Mariah, Jess, Jennie. And yes, Jennie is grabbing Agnes' nipple. Fun for everyone.

 Jennie and I probably drinking somewhere.

 I've learned over the years that Agnes enjoys taking pictures of me as I sleep. Could this be the first sign of a stalker?

 A slightly larger crew at the beach. Left to right: Agnes, Me, Jennie, Jess, Cammie, Emily, Diana, Mariah.

 This was just before we all took a Tequila shot. Good times were about to be had by all. But THIS time I didn't call my boss a pussy. Good for me.

 Mariah was picking up the quarter that I dropped near my feet. Yep, that's it.

 One of our many drunk nights, this time accompanied by Jess's parents who helped us close down the bar.

 Drunk and happy.

 Mariah gives random guy a lapdance. He's enjoying it, she's frightened.

 I'm just pimpin it.

 Jess and her Mom. 

 Tom and I. Shortly before this we built an air-drumming band. We were the only members and we retired shortly after. We're working on a Reunion tour soon.

 3 hot chicas in bikinis at the beach. It was a good weekend.

 The beach. 

 This little toy, while not the most flattering look, was pretty fun.

 Agnes just looks like she belongs in those glasses.

 Hangin by the pool. 

 I went to go buy some beers and then was trapped inside. It's not fair. I was having a "George Bush" moment.

 You'd think someone would run over and help me with the door. You'd think. Instead they took pictures.

 Is it possible to look both suave and gay at the same time? Yes. 

 Agnes is photogenic.

 Agnes is also drunk and needs helping standing upright.

 "A pregnant woman never drinks alone." Was this some sort of strange encouragement for pregnant women to go out to the bar? Yes.

 We spent so much money that weekend that Jennie became desperate for alternative dinner options.

 Mariah loves Iced tea mix.

 Paparazzi shooting me at the beach, as usual.

 And AGAIN. Geeze!

 Hot chics.

 More hot chics, and Jennie.